Seven Drunken Nights

Seven Drunken Nights - Great Irish Pub Songs

As I went home on Monday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw a horse outside

The door where my old horse should be

Well I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that horse outside

The door where my old horse should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

That's a lovely pig

Me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But a pig were a sun alone

I never saw before

And as I went home on Tuesday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw a coat behind

The door where my old coat should be

Well I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that coat behind

The door where my old coat should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

So that's a lovely blanket

That me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But buttons in a blanket sure

I never saw before

And as I went home on Wednesday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw a pipe up on the chair

Where my old pipe should be

I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that pipe up on the chair

Where my old pipe should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

That's a lovely tin whistle

That me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But tobacco in a tin whistle sure

I never saw before

And as I went home on Thursday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw two boots beneath the bed

Where my old boots should be

Well I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them boots beneath the bed

Where my old boots should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

They're two lovely Geranium

Pots me mother sent to me

It's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But laces in Geranium pots

I never saw before

And as I went home on Friday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw a head upon the bed

Where my old head should be

I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that head upon the bed

Where my little head should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

That's so lovely baby boy

That me mother sent to me

It's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But a baby boy with his whiskers on

I never saw before

And as I went home on Saturday night

As drunk as drunk could be

I saw two hands upon her breasts

Where my old hands should be

I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them hands upon your breasts

Where my to hands should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

That's a lovely night gown

That me mother sent to me

It's many a day

I've travelled a hundred miles or more

But fingers it's well a night gown

I never saw before

As I went home on Sunday night

As drunk as drunk could be lourd

I saw a lad sneaking with lit rang

Out pan the back

Where my little hands should be

I called me wife and I said to her:

Will you kindly tell to me

A lad sneaking

Out a pan the back

Where my little hands should be

Ah you're drunk

You're drunk you silly old fool

So drunk you can not see

Show that lovely sachage

Me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day I've travelled

A hundred miles or more

What a sachage a whistle rang

I never saw before

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