King of Tonga

King of Tonga - Art Garfunkel

She was bronzing in the sun

Drinking a cool rum punch

When a guy named D' Gatoni said

"Wow Let me take

Your picture

You could be a model

Girl There's a guy

I know to show you how "

Now a model waves good-bye

As on the plane she flies

Off to meet the king

The King of Tonga

King of Tonga

Now the girl gets to the palace

Dressed in black silk lace

She says

"Well my king of fashion and fame"

And the king swings down

And he fall on his face

Said "I'm so really

Really glad you came "

Now the girl tries to resist

Running from his kiss

Now she's callin' the cops on

The King of Tonga

King of Tonga

Daddy still doesn't momma night

Tells her son

"Son you squeeze her tight "

His daddy taught him everything he knows

So the king steals the daddy's clothes

Now the police knew the king

They knew him very well

They said

"King king what's the matter now "

He said

"Boys you've got to talk to this bride-to-be

'Cause this crazy girl

Won't take my vow "

They said "Give her romance "

And the king takes a chance

And soon there'll be a new Queen

For the King of Tonga

King of Tonga

King of Tonga

King of Tonga

King of Tonga