This Club Is a Haunted House (feat. Ru Paul)

Once upon a time there was a little dead girl

Dug up from the cornfields of Newton Iowa

She was discovered by a much more

Gorgeous blacker beautiful famous drag queen

And her career took off

Oh Lord I've created a monster

You better burn witch

Get possessed by the DJ

You'll scream like Linda Blair

Pick up a trick or treat and

Come to the party tonightmare

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

Is that a monster in your pocket

Or are you just happy to see me

We'll make you tingle like William Castle

T G I F the 13th

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

Demons on the dance floor

I've tasted blood and I want more

Demons on the dance floor

I've tasted blood and I want more more

And I want more more

And I want more more

Boo

I scared you

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house