Starfighter Pilot

Andrew's a star fighter pilot

He can get high in his jet

Tells me about all his women

He can get any I'll bet

You know I'll think of you

Your picture on the wall

I would raise my drink to you

But I'll stay sober just for you

Andrew's a star fighter pilot

He knows all the girls in the world

He's better than james kirk or tweeky

I cradle his picture at night

Andrew's a star fighter pilot

I watch him on tv each day

I've got all the toys from his programme

And all of his past shows on tape

Ou know I'll think of you

Your picture on the wall

I would raise my drink to you

But I'll stay sober just for you just for you just for you