I Can't Do It Alone

Renée Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Taye Diggs2003年8月15日

I Can't Do It Alone - Renée Zellweger/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Taye Diggs

Ladies and gentlemen Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation


My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop


My sister and I were headed straight for the top


My sister and I earned a though a week at least oh yeah

But my sister is now unfortunately deceased


I know it's sad of course but a fact is still a fact


And now all that remains is the remains of a perfect-double-act


Watch this


We have to imagine it with two people-it's swell with two people


First I'd


Then she'd


Then we'd


But I can't do it alone


Then she'd


Then I'd


Then we'd


But I can't do it alone


She'd say "What's your sister like "

I'd say "Men "


She'd say "You're the cat's meow "


And we'd wow the crowd again

When she'd go


I'd go


We'd go


Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar whistled stomped banged on the floor yelling screaming begging for


And we'd say "Ok fellas keep your socks up-'cause you ain't seen NOTHING yet "


But I simply cannot do it aaaloooooone


So what do you think huh Come on you can say




I know you're right the first part's sh*t But the second part The second part is REALLY nifty



She'd go


I'd go


We'd go


And then those two-bit Johnnys did it up brown to cheer the best attraction in town they nearly tore the balcony


And we'd say "Ok boys we're going home But before we go there's a few more parting shots And this this we did in



Now ya see me going through it

You may think there's nothing to it

But I simply cannot do it aloooooone