I Can't Do It Alone - Renée Zellweger/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Taye Diggs
Ladies and gentlemen Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight for the top
My sister and I earned a though a week at least oh yeah
But my sister is now unfortunately deceased
I know it's sad of course but a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains is the remains of a perfect-double-act
We have to imagine it with two people-it's swell with two people
But I can't do it alone
She'd say "What's your sister like "
I'd say "Men "
She'd say "You're the cat's meow "
And we'd wow the crowd again
When she'd go
Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar whistled stomped banged on the floor yelling screaming begging for
And we'd say "Ok fellas keep your socks up-'cause you ain't seen NOTHING yet "
But I simply cannot do it aaaloooooone
So what do you think huh Come on you can say
I know you're right the first part's sh*t But the second part The second part is REALLY nifty
And then those two-bit Johnnys did it up brown to cheer the best attraction in town they nearly tore the balcony
And we'd say "Ok boys we're going home But before we go there's a few more parting shots And this this we did in
PERFECT UNISON "
Now ya see me going through it
You may think there's nothing to it
But I simply cannot do it aloooooone