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Natalie's Rap

The Lonely Island, Natalie Portman2009年2月10日

歌詞

 

We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman

Hello so Natalie what's the day

In life of Natalie Portman like

Do you really wanna know Please tell us

I don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and Durban

Doin' one twenty gettin' head while I'm swervin'

Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

Yo shut the f**k up and suck my dick

I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf**ker

Roll up on NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker

What you want Natalie To drink and fight

What you need Natalie To f**k all night

Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue

Put my foot down your throat till you sh*t in my shoe

Leave you screaming pay for my dry cleaning

F**k your man it's my name that he's screamin'

I'm sorry Natalie but are we to believe you

Condone driving while intoxicated

I never said I was a role model

What about the kids that look up to you

Do you have a message for them

All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick

It's Portman motherf**ker drink till I'm sick

Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole

Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die

And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you

We love you Natalie I wanna f**k you too

P is for Portman P is for p**sy

I'll kill your f**kin' dog for fun so don't push me

 

Well Natalie I'm surprised

All this from a Harvard graduate

Well there's a lot you may not know about me

Really Such as

When I was in Harvard I smoked w**d every day

I cheated every test and snorted all the yay

I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes

I sit right down on your face and take a sh*t

Natalie you are a bad a** b**ch hell yeah

And I always pay for your dry cleanin'

When my sh*t gets in your shoe what

And as for the drug use well I can vouch for that

My dick is scared of you girl

Okie-dokie one final question

If you can steal a smooch from

Any guy in Hollywood who would it

No more questions

 

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