Redneck Games

The Hit Crew2013年1月15日

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Redneck Games - The Hit Crew

Greetings

Yall

And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations

 

Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them

For the butt whopping they are about to receive

 

The Olympics in Georgia

God you know were gonna screw that up

I guarantee you

When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony

There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

 

And we will not have a flame

That big without a pig on it I guarantee

 

Some fat guy going

Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there

 

They ain't got no hand rail be careful

 

All of the games that the rednecks play

 

There's some crazy events

 

And If you know about the redneck ways

Then it makes perfect sense

 

Hell the Olympic rings will be

Five old tires nailed together

 

See that's my fear they're gonna

Get the list of events

They gonna have no idea what half

This stuff is suppose to be

 

Like for fencing

They'll gonna be giving people bailing

Wire and sheet metal

 

There probably have to cancel water polo

After the first two or three horses drown

 

I tell you instead of discus throwing

They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps

 

You can't blame them for the way they are

 

But you can sit back and grin

 

'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre

 

You'll want to see it again

 

If you could ever get inside their minds

There's no telling what you might find

 

They just do things in a different way

 

All the games that the rednecks play

And you know they haven't even thought

About it

But the river they're having

The kayak races on

Is the same river they filmed Deliverance at

 

That ought to add a whole degree

Of difficulty shouldn't it

 

'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down

That thing a French man in a pair

Of bicycle pants ain't got a chance

 

Be prepared to watch the wildest show

 

And making her out in the line

 

You may not see them bringing home the gold

 

But they'll sure make mama proud

 

If you could ever get inside their minds

There's no telling what you might find

 

They just do things in a different way

 

All the games that the rednecks play

 

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Hey and I'm gonna work out

 

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