Elfie Schlegel

Elfie Schlegel - SNFU

Pulled a muscle

I popped a joint

My useless body

Is falling apart

I used to be limber

I used to have finesse

Now I'm just a pencil neck

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

Coming off the uneven bars

Saw my chiropractor

My question he did answer

Said you better take care

I better get some Medicare

So said my doctor

I'm not getting younger

I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way

I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

Doing her floor exercise routine

But it wasn't always this way

Yes I remember way back in the day

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel

I follow somersault like Elfie Schlegel