I Love College (A Tribute to Asher Roth)

I Love College (As Made Famous By Asher Roth)

- Various Artists

I'm nice right now, man

I-I feel good

If you have a drink

Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we ittaped

I danced my a** off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my w**d but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life

Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite

On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice

And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get f**ked up

I'm next on the table, who want what?

I am champion at beer pong

Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house

Better hope you make it otherwise you naked

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

I danced my a** off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my w**d but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!

And I love drinking, ay!

I love women, ay!

Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but

I could tell you a story or two, um

Yeah, of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone

(No, we're not leaving)

And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

(Trust me)

Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun

(Here, hold this)

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

(I wish we taped)

I danced my a** off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my w**d but my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!

I love drinking, ay!

I love women, ay!

I love college

Now if everybody would please

Put their drink as high as they can

As high as they can

And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Freshmen! Freshmen!

Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!

Keg stand! Keg stand!

Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)

Man, I love college

I love it!

(That party last night)

Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it

(I wish we taped)

I danced my a** off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my w**d but my good friends is all I need

(You're all invited, bring your friends)

Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college

Do I really graduate?have to

Or can I