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If A Girl Isn't Pretty

Jean Stapleton2008年8月26日

歌詞

Fanny when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter

Especially the male element

They want something to look at

If a girl isn't pretty

Like a Miss Atlantic City

All she gets in life

Is pity and a pat

Is a nose with deviation

Such a crime against the nation

Should I throw her into jail

Or drown the cat

She must shine in every detail

Like a ring you're buying retail

Be a standard size that

Fits a standard dress

When a girl's incidentals

Are no bigger than two lentils

Then to me that doesn't spell success

If a girl isn't pretty

Like a Miss Atlantic City

She should dump the stage

And try another route

Any guy who pays a quarter

For a seat just feels he oughter

See a figger that his wife can't substitute

Kid my heart ain't made of marble

But your rhythm's really horrable

And that map of yours just ain't no valentine

Everything you got's about right

But the damn thing don't come out right

So forget it kid

And just resign

If a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty

If a girl isn't pretty

She should get a job

Go get a job

Get any job

Get a weekly pay

Cause if a girl isn't pretty

Like a Miss Atlantic City

She's a real Miss nobody U.S.A.

 

 

 

***歌詞來自第三方***