My Little Ukelele

My Little Ukelele - The Rutles

All the world's a stage they say

And I've seen many things

Standing with my little

Ukelele in the wings

I've seen bearded ladies

And strong men with iron bars

I've seen cheeky chorus girls

Hob-nobbing with the stars

Yes all the world's a stage they say

And I've seen many things

Standing with my little

Ukelele in the wings

Once a leading lady

Was clearly in distress

She asked if I could help her

With the fasteners on her dress

You should have seen the outcome

I almost broke me strings

Standing with my little

Ukelele in the wings

I've seen song and dance men

Being heckled by cat-calls

And a buxon bare-back rider

Make a juggler drop his clubs

Yes all the world's a stage

And you won't believe the things

I've seen standing with my little

Standing with my little

Standing with my little

Ukelele in the wings

We're standing with my little

Ukelele in the wings