Industrial Disease

Now warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control

Somebody threw a spanner they threw him in the hole

There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town

Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down

There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell

There's a leakin' in the washroom there's a sneakin' personnel

Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze

Goodness me could this be industrial disease '

Caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post

Refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most

Watchdog's got rabies the foreman got the fleas

Everyone's concerned about industrial disease

There's panic on the switchboard tongue is in knots

Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots

Some blame the management some the employees

Everybody knows it's the industrial disease

Yeah now the work force is disgusted down tools and walks

Innocence is injured experience just talks

Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees

That these are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze

On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse

Philosophy is useless theology is worse

History boils over there's an Economics freeze

Sociologists invent words that mean industrial disease

Doctor Parkinson declared "I'm not surprised to see you here

You've got smokers cough from smoking

Brewer's droop from drinking beer

I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis wheeze

But worst of all young man you've got industrial disease"

He wrote me a prescription he said "You are depressed

I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest

Come back and see me later next patient please

Send in another victim of industrial disease"

And I go down to speaker's corner I'm a thunderstruck

They got free speech tourists police in trucks

Two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong

There's a protest singer he's singing a protest song he says

They wanna have a war to keep their factories

They wanna have a war to keep us on our knees

They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese

They wanna have a war to stop industrial disease

They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind

They wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind

Give you Rule Brittania gassy beer page three

Two weeks in Espania and Sunday striptease

Meanwhile the first Jesus says "I'll cure it soon

Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons"

The other one's out on hunger strike he's dying by degrees

How come Jesus gets industrial disease