OrLog In

I'm The Greatest Star

Barbra Streisand2004年7月13日


I have 36 expressions


Sweet as pie and tough as leather

And that's six expressions more

Than all them Barrymores put together


Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift

Well it must me a plot

'Cause they're scared that I got such a gift


Well I'm miffed


'Cause I'm the greatest star

I am by far


But no one knows it

Wait they're gonna hear a voice


A silver flute


There'll cheer each toot

( Yeah she's terrific )


When I expose it


Now can't you see to look at me

That I'm a natural Camille

As Camille I just feel I have so much to offer

(Hey listen kid I know I'd be divine because )

I'm a natural cougher


(couching sounds)

Some ain't got it not a lump


I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh they'll bend in half

(Did you ever hear that story about the traveling salesman )

A thousand jokes

(Stick around for the chokes)

A thousand faces I reiterate

When you're gifted


Than you're gifted


These are facts I got no ax to grind


He what are you blind


In all the world so far I'm the greatest star


No autographs please



Do you thing beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever

What if I say not any minute now there' gonna be out

Finished than it'll be my turn


Who is the pip with pizezz

Who is all ginger and jazz

Who is as glamorous as

Who's an American beauty rose

With an American beauty nose

And ten American beauty toes

Eyes on the target and wham

One shot one gunshot and bam


He mister Keeney here I am


I'm the greatest star

I am by far but no one knows it


That's why I was born


I blow my horn

Till someone blows it

I'll light up like a light


Right up like a light


I'll flicker then flare up ah ah

All the world's gonna stare up


Looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky 'cause that'll be me

I can make them cry


I can make them sigh

Some day they'll clamor for my drama


Have you guessed yet who's the best yet

If you ain't I'll tell you one more time


You bet yer last dime


In all of the world so far

I am the greatest greatest star