I Wanna Be a Christmas Tree

I Wanna Be A Christmas Tree - Vince Vance/The Valiants

Razbo：

Gee Vince do you think we'll ever find a Christmas tree

Vince：

Well you know Razbo I wish I was a Christmas tree

Twirl：

Really Vince

Vince：

Yeah I could be one twirl I wish I was a Christmas tree

I wanna be a Christmas tree

And have twinkle lights all over me

Golden star on top of my head

Stay up all night and never go to bed

I wanna be a Christmas tree

Eat candy canes they hung on me

If I got thirsty it'd be so neat

To see me drink water from my feet

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

I wanna be a Christmas tree

I could sing and dance on MTV

My arms for branches and have green hair

And pine cones in my underwear

I wanna be a Christmas tree

I'd be the bestest tree in history

Tinsel on my nose I'd look so fine

My underarms would smell like pine

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

Everyone would love me

My friends would say I'm cool

I'd be a tree that'd throw footballs

And ride my bike to school

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

I wanna be a Christmas tree

Mom and dad put my presents under me

Since I'd be a tree wouldn't make a peep

Open up my presents when they go to sleep

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree

That's why I wanna be that's why I wanna be

That's why I wanna be a Christmas tree