Telephone Calls

Telephone Calls - Fastball

Telephone calls

Apartment A is at it again

Paper thin walls

She's been sleeping around with other men

And other women but right about now

Her head is swimming

He's breakin' up the furniture

Screaming and a yelling about

To beat the hell out of her

Television ringin' in my ear

I've been thinking

Haven't had a break in twenty years

I've been drinking

Telephone calls

Insanity is just another ring away

I get the paper

Take a look at it every single day

Another episode another life

Flushed down the commode

We're all carrying such a heavy load

I get no slack it's breaking my back

Television ringin' in my ear

I've been drinking

Haven't had a break in twenty years

I've been thinking get me out of here

'Til the coast is clear

Television ringin' in my ear

I've been thinking

Haven't had a break in twenty years

I keep drinking

Television ringin' in my ear

I keep drinking liquor wine and beer

I've been thinking get me out of here

I've been thinking