Hats Off To Halford

Hats Off To Halford - Atom And His Package

When you think of a metal head

Tell me what comes to mind

Well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet

A guy whose evolutionarily one step behind

Well when rob halford came out of the closet

It may not have been a big thing

Well today we're one step closer

To hearing the metal dudes sing

I wanna be

I wanna be a homosexual

Statistics say

Chances of being gay are more than one in ten

What that means there's a forty percent chance

One of the guys in pantera likes men

Hey

So I think it's

Safe to say that many more

Metal guys are homosexual

This may frustrate the gay community

Why would they want the ugly metal heads available

I see I told you metal dudes are gay too

And I happen to me

Proof so far that

Your sexuality determines the way you play guitar

Oh I'd love for everyone in heavy metal

To be homosexual

If not only to make the nazi f**king pricks in slayer

All the uncomfortable