Why Do They Make Things Like They Do? (Album Version)

Why Do They Make Things Like They Do? - Larry Groce/Disneyland Children's Sing-Along Chorus

Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings

But if beds weren't made for bouncing

Tell me why do they have springs

I don't know how about you

Why do they make things like they do

TV sets are funny I think there's something wrong

It's awfully hard to turn 'em off

But it's easy to turn 'em on

I don't know how about you

Why do they make things like they do

If they made things like they should

Everything I tried would turn out good

Well bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid

And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did

I don't know how about you

Why do they make things like they do

I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top

There soapsuds got so bubbly I couldn't find my mop

I don't know how about you

Why do they make things like they do

I said I don't know how about you

Why do they make things like they do