I Never Cried So Much In All My Life (口白)

Joe took me to the pictures the other evenin' it was fine

They called it The Betrayal and the actin' was devine

It's the best film that they've had for years around

And it's a good job I took me hankerchief with me when I left home

Oh oh oh oh it was a lovely picture and I did enjoy it so

Oh oh oh oh I never cried so much in all my life

When the villains seized the maiden everybody shouted oh

Oh oh oh oh I never cried so much in all my life

He told her that he'd wed her ha ha ha then enticed her on his yacht

And then he got her tied up in a proper sailor's knot

Then he kissed her twice the dirty dog upon her beauty spot

Oh oh oh oh I never cried so much in all my life

It takes a lot to make me cry but oh dear when I start

And think of what that girl went through I'm like a water cart

I see her eyes I hear her voice at night when I'm in bed

And here's a scene I'll never never get out of me head

As she faced the blinding snow storm and came searching through the town

Oh oh oh oh I never cried so much in all my life

Oh and when I saw her carrying their baby upside down

Oh I've never cried so much in all my life

She lingered near the Rose and Crown the wind was howlin' wild

When up the village street there came the father of her child

So she tapped him for a tenna for a pint of Old and Mild

Oh I've never cried so much in all me life

The villain called on her one night she was his one desire ha ha yeah

And because she wouldn't stand for him what do you think he did heh

What do you think he did hah set the house on fire

She rushed towards the window with her face all pale and sad

But the villain only laughed ha ha then walked away the cad

Oh she looked so very pitiful upon the window sill

Oh I've never cried so much in all my life

Jump jump the people shouted but she sat there calm and still

Oh I've never cried so much in all my life

The flames burnt her kimona but she didn't seem to mind

Then she slid down a ladder Oh she did look so refined

Till upon a rusty nail she left her underclothes behind

Oh I've never cried so much in all my life