Funky Cold Medina


Funky Cold Medina - Maxdown

Alright dig it

Come on


Cold coolin' at a bar

And I'm lookin' for some action

But like Mike Jagger said

I can't get no satisfaction

The girls are all around

But none of them wanna get with me

My threads are fresh

And I'm lookin' def

Yo what's up with L O C


The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no name chump

When they know that I'm the star


So I got up and strolled over

To the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy "Why you so fly "

He said "Funky Cold Medina"


Funky Cold Medina


This brother told me a secret

On how to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your glass

And the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac


A couple of sips of this love potion

And she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg


Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the wild thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much much meaner

But now all the poodles run to my house

For the Funky Cold Medina


You know what I'm sayin'


I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breakin' down my door

I got Spuds McKenzie


Alex from Stroh's


They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal

I went up to this girl

She said "Hi my name is Sheena"

I thought she'd be good to go

With a little Funky Cold Medina


She said "I'd like a drink "

I said "Ehm okay I'll go get it"

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib

And everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed

It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

So I threw him out

I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that

The girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina


You know I'm say ain't no plans with a man

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies


Know jok


Break it down


Back in the saddle


Lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a contestant on

The Love Connection


The audience voted

And you know they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton

For Medina and some dinner


She had a few drinks

I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started talkin

'Bout plans for our weddin'

I said "Wait slow down

Love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya"

That's why I found you

Don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina


Ya know what I'm sayin'

That Medina's a monster


Funky Cold Medina



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