My Goody Two-Shoes Brother 歌詞
My Goody Two-Shoes Brother - Dan Povenmire
Written by：Jr, Robert Willia Gaylor/Danny Jacob/Jeff Marsh/Martin Olson/Dan Povenmire/Bobby Gaylor/Jeff “Swampy” Marsh
I bear lots of animosity to bell hops
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience
If they vanished would it really be a crime
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers or sports fans in the bleachers
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you
There are lots of horrid people on this planet
That I would love to give a lashing to
But my goody two shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo
Yes my goody two shoes brother
The favorite of my mother
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you sir I'll have another
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo