The Cheap Seats

The Cheap Seats - The Hit Co.

This town ain't big

This town ain't small

It's a little of both they say

Our ball club may be minor league

But at least it's triple A

We sit below the Marlboro man

Above the right field wall

We do the wave all by ourself

Hey ump

A blind man could've made that call

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher what's his name

Well we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothing like the view

From the cheap seats

The game was close we'll call it a win

Go off to toast the boys again

That local band is back in town

They got a kinda minor league sound

They're not that bad

They're not that good

But all in all it's understood

We wanna dance they wanna play

We wouldn't have it any other way

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher what's his name

Well we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothing like the view

From the cheap seats

Cheap seats

Now the majors called up old

What's his name

And one more building rises tall

And suddenly we're all grown up

And this old town not quite so small

But I'll always miss the middle size town

In the middle of the middle west

With no name pitchers local bands

Mustard and relish and all the rest

We like our beer flat as can be

We like our dogs with mustard and relish

We got a great pitcher what's his name

Well we can't even spell it

We don't worry about the pennant much

We just like to see the boys hit it deep

There's nothing like the view

From the cheap seats

Cheap seats