The Secret of Life - The Hit Crew
Couple of guys sitting around drinking
Down at the Starlight Bar
One of them says "You know I've been thinking"
Other one says "That won't get you too far"
He says "This is your life and welcome to it
It's just working and drinking and dreams
And on TV says 'Just Do It'
Hell if I know what that means"
The secret of life is a good cup of coffee
The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball
The secret of life is a beautiful woman
And Marilyn stares down from the barroom wall
"You and me we're just a couple of zeros
Just a couple of down-and-outs
But movie stars and football heroes
What have they got to be unhappy about "
So they turn to the bartender
"Sam what do you think
What's the key that unlocks that door "
Sam don't say nothing just wipes off the bar
And he pours them a couple more
Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinis
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes
The secret of life is in Monday Night Football
Rolling Stones records and Mom's apple pie
Sam looks up from his Sunday paper
Says "Boys you're on the wrong track
The secret of life is there ain't no secret
Don't get your money back"
The secret of life is getting up early
The secret of life is staying up late
The secret of life is try not to hurry
But don't wait
The secret of life is to find the right woman
The secret of life is nothing at all
Oh it's nothing at all
The secret of life
"That won't get you too far "