Sweet Transvestite (Glee Cast Version)

How d'you do I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down cause when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way that I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a girl by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational Transylvania

Let me show you around maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Well you got caught with a flat well how about that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night when it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational Transylvania

So why don't you stay for the night Or maybe a bite （bite）

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite（Transvestite） from Sensational Transylvania

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite（Transvestite） from Sensational Transylvania

（So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici pation ）

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom