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Cornography

Brad Paisley, James Burton, The Kung Pao Buckaroos2005年8月16日

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The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents

Cornography

Kung Pao

 

Episode two: The continuing

Adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos

 

The three cowboys needed a place to

Bed down for the night

So I suggested the establishment

Of Miss Kitty May

(Or she may not)

A former love and a woman

Of questionable repute

 

So they walked into the saloon

And asked for Miss Kitty

 

And just then they heard a voice sayin

'Hi boys You lookin' for these'

 

And the littlest cowboy turned around to

See two huge 38s pointed right at his face

(Jimmy you can't say that)

(What She had huge guns)

 

Smith and Wesson revolvers

Oh boy were they loaded

 

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She's aiming them right at us

(Softer George it's more effective)

She's aiming them right at us

Everybody duck

Not you Jimmy You stand up normal

 

They dropped the money they owed her

An' she bent over to pick it up

And oh that moon was beautiful

(Now Jimmy you can't say that )

Out the window I couldn't see it till then George

Oh There were mountains in the way

 

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'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this'

That woman sure chaps my

Ask her out then

I think he's got a little thing for her George

(Louder Bill it's more effective)

I think he's got a little thing for her George

It's not THAT little

 

(That was worth a three or four Bill)

All right Jimmy let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited

 

But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard

(Jimmy )

 

What It's very difficult

I hope they're not recordin' this

Yeah

 

Ah

 

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An' I said: 'Little cowgirl how would

You like a little cowpoke

'Here we go'

Ooh yeah Need a little buckaroo

In your dreams short barrell

 

Bum chicka bow wow

 

Oh my God

 

So the Kung Poo Buck Kung Pao

So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

 

Tune in next time for more action and romance

 

Yeah

(Softer George it's more effective)

Yeah

 

Cornography (Featuring James Burton And The Kung Pao Buckaroos) - Brad Paisley

 

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