Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth - The Dandy Warhols

I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe

But today if you think that I don't know

About depression and emotional pain

You're insane or you're a fool

Who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say

In a way I can't help but feel responsible

I always knew that you were insane

With your pain but I never thought

You'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe hey

Heroin is so passe hey

Herion is so passe hey hey

Aaaah

So passe nowadays

You never thought you'd get addicted

Just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say shouldn't you have got a couple piercings

And decided maybe that you were gay

In a way I can't help but feel responsible

I always knew that you were insane

With your pain but I never thought you'd be a junkie

Because heroin is so passe hey

Heroin is so passe hey

Herion is so passe hey hey

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Heroin is so passe hey

Heroin is so passe hey

Heroin is so passe hey hey

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