Threw It On The Ground (Album Version)

I was walkin' through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

Run faster Jump higher

Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground

You must think I'm a joke

I ain't gonna be part of your system

Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins

I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says

"You come here all the time Here's one for free "

I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case "

I took it' and threw it on the ground

I don't need your handouts

I'm an adult

Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man

At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"

She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad

Man' this ain't my dad This is a cellphone

I threw it on the ground

What you think I'm stupid

I'm not a part of your system

My dad's not a phone Duh

Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party

What you want me to do with this' eat it

Happy birthday to the ground

I threw the rest of the cake too

Welcome to the real world' jackass

So many things to throw on the ground

Like this' and this' and that And even this

I'm an adult

Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph

Ground

Nobody wants your autograph Phonies

Then the two phonies got up

Turned out they had a taser

And they tased me in the butt-hole

I fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up

Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over

I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire

The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system

Man