Gertcha (Live at Abbey Road) [Cow Son Mix] [2005 Remaster] (Live At Abbey Road|Cow Son Mix|2005 Digital Remaster)

Gertcha (Live At Abbey Road|Cow Son Mix|2005 Digital Remaster) - Chas & Dave

Written by：Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock

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Now there's a word that I don't understand

I hear it every day from my old man

It may be Cockney rhyming slang

It ain't in no school book

He says it every time that he gets mad

A regular caution is my old dad

Rub the old man up the wrong way

Bet your life you'll hear him say

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When the kids are swinging on the gate

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When the paperboy's half an hour late

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When the pigeons are pecking at his seed

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When the farmer starts digging up his weeds

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Bar stool preaching

That's the old man's game

Now the old man was a Desert Rat

Khaki shorts and a khaki hat

How me mother could have fancied that

I just don't know

But when the enemy came in sight

They gave up without a fight

They rubbed him up the wrong way

This is what they heard him say

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When me mother locks him out of the flat

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When it's raining and he can't find his hat

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When the kids are banging on his door

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When the barman won't serve him any more

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When me mother locks him out

When me mother locks him out

When me mother locks him out of the flat

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When me mother locks him out

When me mother locks him out

When me mother locks him out of the flat

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