So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed - Eddy Arnold

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So complete from front to back that's my pal

Toasted by the sun and I'm a son-of-a-gun

If she don't make my five o'clock

Shadow come around at one

You can bet your boots

I'd walk a mile through the snow

Just to see that toothpaste smile

They mention on the radio

If you don't think she's a lot of fun

Just ask the man that owns one

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So round so firm so fully packed boy she's for me

She's just like a money-back guarantee

Like the barfly goes for drink

Like the bobbysoxer goes for Frank

And just like Jesse James

Would go for money in the bank

From head to foot she's a perfect size she's a whiz

But she wears a 45 gun that is

She's got the look that's so impressin'

She's got the poise that's so refreshin'

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal