The Little Blue Man - Petula Clark
One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve
"I wuv you I wuv you " said the little blue man
"I wuv you I wuv you to bits "
"I wuv you " He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits
I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more
For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could seehim but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be
One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down
"I wuv you "
I whispered "Thank goodness that's over "
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye
"I don't wuv you anymore "