The Truth About Men

The Truth About Men - The Hit Crew

We don't like to go out shoppin'

We don't care what's on sale

We just want to sit with a bag full of chips

Watchin' the NFL

When you come over at half-time

An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight"

We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie

An say:"Uh uh: Looks just right"

Well that's the truth about men

Yeah that's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf on our days off

Scratch an' spit an cuss

It don't matter what line we hand you

When we come draggin' in

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry

An' it's probably gonna happen again

We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias"

We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4"

Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools

At the Home Depot store

We don't really wanna take you to dinner

At some fancy restaurant

The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to

The one thing that we all want

Well that's the truth about men

Yeah that's the truth about guys

We'd rather play guitars and work on cars

Than work on the problems in our lives

An' though we might say it to you

Every now and then

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry

An' it's probably gonna happen again

Well if you want to know what we're all thinkin'

It's nothing too complex

It's just somethin' cold for drinkin'

And a whole lot of see

Yes that's the truth about men

Yeah that's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf an' drive around lost

Scratch an' spit an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff

It don't matter what line we give you

When we come a-crawlin' in

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry

An' it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong we ain't sorry

An' it's probably gonna happen

Sure it's gonna happen

You know it's gonna happen again

An' that's the truth about men

You know it son