The Lord Is A Monkey (Explicit)

The Lord Is A Monkey (Explicit) - ******** Surfers

Written by：******** Surfers

Ahhh the lord is a monkey

Thanks giving's coming on the fourth of July

In the form of a girl with a needle her eye

Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas

Got her mind on her money and a **** up her ***

Outside of phenix she give me broke down

Burned a cracker boy rig and she was out of that town

Of ha ha haa

Well she was a hairy chosname ashwam bed

She was sellin' skies gar era funky *** heas

Pooed in my mouth

And she threw me on the bed

Where she cut off my balls

And she sewed them to my head

Well she's heading back east in a 67 caddy

Got her mind on her money and a **** for

Her daddy

Well I met her on the street whas like a fool

Is got a es accepted to an ivy league school

Well I real did good but it's kickin' my ***

I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass

Well she's looking pretty good first week in July

She's got **** up her *** and a needle

In her eye

Ahhhhh

Thanks givings coming on the fourth of July

In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye

Well she come from out west on a nickel worth

Of gas

Got her mind on the money and her **** up

Her ***