Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? (demo previously unreleased)

Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? (demo previously unreleased) - Pulp

At the bottom of the stairway

I turned round as I was ready to leave and said

"Oh can I have my balls back please "

Well they might not mean that much to you

But they sure as hell mean so much to me

So can I have my balls back please

Oh can I have my balls back please

Can I have my balls back please

How am I gonna get through my life

If you don't return them to me

Oh no no

Oh can I have my balls back please

Oh can I have my balls back please

I can't really be a man

Look at me I'm down on my knees

So I went to New York City to see

A doctor thinking maybe that he

Would understand the state I was in

He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son

But you see the same thing's happened to me "

So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more

Please

Oh can I have my balls back please

Can I have my balls back please

How am I gonna get through my life

If you don't return them to me

Oh no no

Oh can I have my balls back please

Can I have my balls back please

Oh I can't really be a man

Look at me I'm down on my knees

Oh and I don't know how much longer

I can live my life like this

Bring 'em back

Oh can I have my balls back please

Oh can I have my balls back please

Oh how am I gonna get through my life

If you don't return them to me

Oh no no

So can I have my balls back please

Yeah can I have my balls back please

Oh I can't really be a man

Look at me I'm down on my knees

Oh and I don't know how much longer

I can live my life like this

Come on

Bring 'em back

They're no use to you anymore

Oh bring them back to me