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The Old Saloon

The Lonely Island2009年2月10日

歌詞

The Old Saloon - The Lonely Island

I'm being serious yo

 

It's the wild wild west

You came to the right place my man

Get ready here we go

New shit

The lonely island

Welcome my friends to the old saloon

Everyone in town is hanging out

If you gotta drink well you drink it down

Then we'll all go have sex with whores brand new

I'm buffalo bill I just rode into town

On my horse you bet'cha on my horse

That's the thing in the old west times

Everybody enjoys a good horseride

Try to cheat at cards you'll get thrown out

Right out the saloon door on your butt

Come back in and buy a round of whiskey

Guess what all is forgiven dj leary

Flipping the jib with calamity jane

And you're another guy that's probably an injun

This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss

Oh no mustache smells like piss

So that's the story when you get down to it

The old wild west is no place for a lady

I'm the bartender but I'm also the mayor

So just put that in your pipe and smoke it

I'm tiny tim and it's almost christmas

Sure is dusty here

 

***歌詞來自第三方***