Evil Twin (Explicit)

Evil Twin (Explicit) - Eminem

Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/T. Graham/J. Chavez/Luis Resto

Composed by：Marshall Mathers/T. Graham/J. Chavez/Luis Resto

Produced by：Sid Roams/Eminem

Yeah

Tryna figure out the difference

But I think think the lines are starting to get blurred

I'm in a strange place

I feel like Ma$e when he gave up the game for his faith

I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints

Grimmin' every stranger in the place while I gaze into space

'Cause I'm mentally rearrangin' his face

I need a change of pace

'Cause the pace I'm workin' at's dangerous

There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst

I done quit chicken heads cold turkey

And started slowly roastin' 'em

'Cause that's where most of my anger is based

**** your feelings

I feel like I play for the Saints

I just wanna hurt you aim for the skanks

Then aim for all these fake Kanyes Jays Waynes and the Drakes

I'm frustrated 'cause ain't no more N'Sync now I'm all out of whack

I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack

I'm goin' all out in this rap **** and whatever the fallout is

I'm strapped for battle

Suck a duck crawl out the back it's a bar fight

Prepare your arsenal

And beware of bar stools flyin' through the air and bottles breakin' mirrors also

And I ain't stoppin' 'til the swear jar's full

You done called every woman a slut

But you're forgetting Sarah Marshall Palin

Oh my bad slut and next time I show up to court

I'll be naked and just wear a law suit

Judge be like that's sharp

How much that ************ cost you smart-a*s

You're lucky I don't tear it off you

And jump your bones you sexy ************

You're so ******* gravy Marshall I should start callin' you 'au jus'

'Cause all's you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo

Evil Twin take this beat now it's all you

I believe people can change but only for the worse

I coulda changed the world if it wasn't for this verse so satanic

K-Mart chains panic 'cause they can't even spin back the curse words

'Cause they're worse when they're reversed ************

Rekcufrehtom rape your mother tihs kill your parents

And these kids are like parrots

They run around the house just like terrorists

Screamin' **** **** ****

Adult with a childish-like arrogance

Wild ever since the day I came out I was like merits

**** that I'd rather be loud and I like swearin'

From the first album even the gals were like

Tight lyrics dreamy eyes

But my ******* mouth was nightmarish

And from the start of it you felt like you were part of this

And opposition felt the opposite

Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often

As I can and skim through all them *******

To make sure I keep up with my competition haha

Hogger of beats hoarder of rhymes

Borderline genius who's bored of his lines

And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now

Feel like I might just strike first then ignore the replies

There's darkness closing in evil twin there it goes again my evil twin

It controls my pen my evil twin but that ain't me it's my evil twin

Then I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin

But he's just a friend evil twin who pops up now and again evil twin

So don't blame me evil twin blame him it's my evil twin

Then I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin

Welcome back to the land of the living my friend

You have slept for quite some time

So who's left Lady Gaga mess with the Bieber

Nah F with Christina

I ain't ******* with either Jessica neither

Simpson or Alba

My album's just sicker than strep with the fever

Get the Chloraseptic Excedrin Aleve or

Extra Strength Tylenol 3s

Feel like I'm burnin' to death but I'm freezin'

Bedridden and destined never to leave the

Bedroom ever again like the legend of heath-uh

Ledger

My suicide note's barely legible read the

Bottom it's signed by the Joker

Lorena said I never can leave her

She'll sever my wiener I ever deceive her

**** that **** ***** give up my d**k for p***y

I'll be Jerry Mathers I ever left it to Beaver

Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a cleaver

Golly wolly I vent heat register Jesus

Ever since 19946 Dresden it was definitely in my destiny

When on the steps I met DeShaun at Osborn

I'd never make it to sophomore

I just wanted to skip school and rap

Used to mop floors flip burgers and wash dishes

While I wrote rhymes tryna get props for 'em

'Cause I took book smarts and swapped for 'em

They were sleepin' I made 'em stop snorin'

Made 'em break out the popcorn

Now I've been hip hop in its tip-top form

Since N.W.A was blarin' through my car windows

Leanin' on the horn screamin' **** the police like cop porn

Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn

**** top five ***** I'm top four

And that includes Biggie and Pac whore

And I got an evil twin

So who the **** you think that third and that fourth spot's for

And crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him and I'm nuts

Then again who the **** wants a plain Eminem

But no one's insaner than Slim look at that evil grin

Evil twin please come in what was your name again

Hi faggot

Look who's back with a crab up his a*s

Like a lobster crawled up there

Two rabbits a koala bear and a ball of hair

And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs

Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's so small up there

Peace to Whitney

Jeez just hit me

That I should call the Looney Police to come get me

'Cause I'm so sick of bein' the truth

I wish someone'd finally admit me

To a mental hospital with Britney

Oh LMFAO no way Jo

Se Baez couldn't beat this rap O.J. no

Hooray I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony hey ho hey ho

I sound like I'm tryna sing the ******* chorus to Hip Hop Hooray

No I'm hollerin' you got bottom-end like an 8-0-8

And I base whether we're ******* off that instead of your face so

Let your low-end raise yo

Tango what you think ho slow dancin' or bowling

You tryin' to hold hands with your homie

What you think I'm lookin' for romance 'cause I'm lonely

Change that tune you ain't got a remote chance to control me

Ho I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner

Superman try to **** me over it won't hurt

Don't try to fix me I'm broke so I don't work

So are you but you're broke 'cause you don't work

But all ******** aside I hit a stride

Still Shady inside hair every bit as dyed

As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side

And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize

'Cause we are the same

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