You Could Drive a Person Crazy

You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Kiran Hocking/Hannah James/Anna Francolini

Composed by：Stephen Sondheim

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You could drive a person crazy

You could drive a person mad

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First you make a person hazy

So a person could be had

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Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door

Which it only makes a person gladly

Want you even more

I could understand a person

If it's not a person's bag

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I could understand a person

If a person was a fag

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But worse than that

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat

Is crazy

He's a troubled person

He's a truly crazy person

Himself

You are in asol

When a person's personality is personable

He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get you off of your rump

So single and attentive and attractive a man

Is everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock knock is anybody there

Knock knock it really isn't fair

Knock knock I'm working all my charms

Knock knock a zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection

What is wrong

Where's the loose connection

How long oh Lord how long

Bobby baby Bobby bubi Bobby

You could drive a person buggy

You could blow a person's cool

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Like you make a person feel all huggy

While you make her feel a fool

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When a person says that you've upset her

That's when you're good

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

I can understand a person

If he wasn't good in bed

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I could understand a person

If he actually was dead

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Exclusive you

Elusive you

Will any person ever get the juice of you

You're crazy

You're a lovely person

You're a moving deeply maladjusted

Never to be trusted

Crazy person

Yourself

Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up