Funny Honey

Funny Honey - Ann Reinking/Rob Fisher

Sometimes I'm right

Sometimes I'm wrong

But he doesn't care

He'll string along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometimes I'm down

Sometimes I'm up

But he follows 'round

Like some droopy-eyed pup

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

He ain't no sheikh

That's no great physique

And lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Oh but look at that soul

I tell you that whole

Is a whole lot greater than

The sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me

I know you'd agree

What if the world

Slandered my name

Why he'd be right there

Taking the blame

He loves me so

And it all suits me fine

That funny sunny honey

Hubby of mine

A man's got a right to protect his home

And his loved ones right

Of course he has

Well I came in from the garage officer and I

See him coming through the window with my

Wife Roxanne there sleepin' like an angel

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

And lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he shot off his trap

I can't stand that sap

Look at him go

Rattin' on me

With just one more brain

What a half-wit he'd be

If they string me up

I'll know I'll know who

Bought the twine

That scummy crummy

Dummy hubby of mine