Bring On the Men

Bring On the Men - Musical Mania

There was a time - I don't know when -

I didn't have much time for men

But this is now - and that was then -

I'm learning

A girl alone all on her own

Must try to have a heart of stone

So I try not to make it known

My yearning

I try to show I have no need

I really do - I don't succeed

So let's bring on the men

And let the fun begin

A little touch of sin

Why wait another minute

Step this way

It's time for us to play

They say we may not pass this way again

So let's waste no more time

Bring on the men

I always knew I always said

That silk an' lace in black an' red

Will drive a man right off his head

It's easy

So many men so little time

I want 'em all - is that a crime

I don't know why they say that I'm

Too easy

They make me laugh - they make me cry

They make me sick - so God knows why

I said bring on the men

And let the fun begin

A little touch of sin

Why wait another minute

Step this way

It's time for us to play

They say we may not pass this way again

So let's waste no more time -

Bring on the men

They break your heart

They steal your soul

Take you apart

And yet they somehow make you whole

So what's their game

I suppose a rose by any other name

The perfume and the prick's the same

I like to have a man for breakfast each day

I'm very social and I like it that way

By late mid-morning I need something to munch

So I ask over two men for lunch

And men are mad about my afternoon teas

They're quite informal I just do it to please

Those triple sandwiches are my favourite ones

I'm also very partial to buns

My healthy appetite gets strongest at night

My at-home dinners are my men-friends' delight

When I invite the fellers over to dine

They all come early an' we're in bed by nine

So let's bring on the men

And let the fun begin

A little touch of sin

Why wait another minute

Step this way

It's time for us to play

They say we may not pass this way again

So let's waste no more time

Bring on the men