You Are Woman, I Am Man

You Are Woman, I Am Man - Sydney Chaplin/Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Written by：Jule Styne/Bob Merrill

You are woman I am man

You are smaller so I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired

Still our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this

You are woman I am man

Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants

Well a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert

Do good girls do just what mama says

When mama's not around

It's a feeling

Oy vey what a feeling

A bit of pate

I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to

In this pickle what would nellie do

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back

Does it take more explanation than this

Just some dried-out toast in a sliver

On the top a little chopped liver

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style I do it bordelaise

Well at least he thinks I'm special

He ordered a la carte

It's a feeling I like feeling very

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl

Would a convent take a jewish girl

Does it take more explanation than this

Ooo the thrills and chills goin' through me

If I stop him now

Can he sue me

You are woman

You are man

Let's kiss