Rap God

Rap God (Explicit) - Sympton X Collective

Look

I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

Something's wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got like something's

About to happen but I don't know what

If that means what I think it means

We're in trouble big trouble

And if he is as bananas as you say

I'm not taking any chances

You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a

Rap god rap god

All my people from the front to

The back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long

Enough to slap box slap box

They said I rap like a robot

So call me rap bot

But for me to rap like a

Computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

Ever since bill clinton was still in office

With monica lewinsky feeling on his nutsack

I'm an mc still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with

This flippity dippity hippity hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin'

Match with this rappity rap

Packin' a mac in the back of the ac'

Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat

Stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a motha table

Over the back of a couple of

Faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow

All I do is drop f bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period

Here's a maxi pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing

This master piece yeah

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a

Rap god rap god

All my people from the front to

The back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long

Enough to slap box slap box

Let me show you maintaining this shit

Ain't that hard that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret

To rap immortality like I have got

Well to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew

Mc's get taken to school with this music

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me I'm a product of rakim lakim shabazz 2pac

Nwa cube hey doc ren yella

Eazy thank you they got slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and be in a position

To meet run dmc

And induct them into the mothaf**kin' rock 'n

Roll hall of fame

Even though I'll walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only hall of fame I'll be inducted

In is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game

'Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and

Tell me what in the are you thinking

Little gay lookin' boy

So I can barely say it with

A 'straight' face lookin' boy

You're witnessing a mass occur

Like you're watching a church

Gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say

Looking boy

You get a thumbs up pat on the back

And a way to go from your label

Every day looking boy

Hey looking boy what you say looking boy

I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy

I'ma work for

Everything I have never ask nobody for shit

Get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never

Gonna be capable of keeping up

With the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

The way I'm racing around the track

Call me nascar nascar

Dale earnhardt of the trailer park

The white trash god

Kneel before general zod this planet's

Krypton no asgard asgard

So you be thor and I'll be odin

You rodent I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading immediately

With these bombs I'm toting

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead

But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating

But I got your mom

I'm out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common poodle

I'm a doberman pinch yourself in

The arm and pay homage pupil

It's me

My honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I

Don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere

In this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my pharoahe monch grind

So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come

Trying to censor you like that one line

I said on I'm back from the mathers lp 1

When I tried to say

I'll take seven kids from columbine

Put 'em all in a line add

See if I get away with it now that

I ain't as big as I was but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal

Coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what that you rhyme for

You're pointless as rapunzel with

Cornrows

You write normal being normal

And I just bought a new raygun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya like

When fabolous made ray j mad

'Cause fab said he looked like a fag at mayweather's pad

Singing to a man while they played piano

Man oh man that was a 247

Special on the cable channel

So ray j went straight to the radio station

The very next day hey fab

I'ma kill you

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed jj fad

Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you

I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you say is ricocheting

Off of me and it'll glue to you and

I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

How to give a mothaf**kin' audience

A feeling like it's levitating

Never fading and I know the

Haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off

They'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music you make elevator music

Oh he's too mainstream

Well that's what they do when

They get jealous they confuse it

It's not hip hop it's pop

'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock shock rap with doc

Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurting you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice

Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too

Ungh school flunky pill junkie

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

I'll when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue in cheek

I'm drunk so satan take wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping heavy d and the boyz

Still chunky but funky

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils and

Here's what they want from me

They're asking me to eliminate

Some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have

Then you may be a little patient

And more sympathetic

To the situation and understand the discrimination

But

Life's handing you lemons make lemonade then

But if I can't

Women

How am I supposed to bake them a cake then

Don't mistake him for satan

It's a fatal mistake

If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation

To trip abroad

And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

Be a king think not

Why be a king when you can be a god