
歌詞
A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges
What a shame no one came
Just us eating all alone
You said take the pizza home
No sense letting all this go to waste
So then I faced
Pizza all day and everyday
There's cheese round the clock
It's getting me blocked
And I sure don't care the irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go
And make me so constipated
Cause right now I'd do anything to
Just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench
And I feel the pain
Oh should I take laxatives
Or have my colon irrigated
No no no
I was feeling pretty down
Til my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would uh guessed her family crest
I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know
We were both related
Believe me if I knew she was
My cousin we never would of dated
What to do now
Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched
And have kids with 11 toes
And move to Alabama where
That kind of thing is tolerated
No no no
No no no
No no no
No no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand but that's a demand
That I couldn't meet I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go
And get myself decapitated
This really is a major inconvenience
Oh man I really hate it
It's such a drag now
Can't eat I can't breathe
I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose
Or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself
All mutilated yeah yeah
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink
I can't cough
I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying
A pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head
And I were separated
No no no
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