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A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated)

Audio Idols2013年1月13日

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A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols

Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

19 extra larges

What a shame no one came

Just us eating all alone

You said take the pizza home

No sense letting all this go to waste

So then I faced

Pizza all day and everyday

There's cheese round the clock

It's getting me blocked

And I sure don't care the irregularity

 

Tell me

Why'd you have to go

And make me so constipated

 

Cause right now I'd do anything to

Just get my bowels evacuated

 

In the bathroom

I sit and I wait and I strain

And I sweat and I clench

And I feel the pain

Oh should I take laxatives

Or have my colon irrigated

 

No no no

 

I was feeling pretty down

Til my girlfriend came around

We're just so alike in every way

I gotta say

In fact I just thought I might

Pop the question there that night

I was kissing her so tenderly

But woe is me

Who would uh guessed her family crest

I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh

And son of a gun

It's just like the one on me

 

Tell me

How was I supposed to know

We were both related

 

Believe me if I knew she was

My cousin we never would of dated

 

What to do now

Should I go ahead and propose

And get hitched

And have kids with 11 toes

And move to Alabama where

That kind of thing is tolerated

 

No no no

 

No no no

 

No no no

 

No no no no

 

I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride

And the guide

Said not to stand but that's a demand

That I couldn't meet I got on my feet

And stood up instead

And knocked off my head you see

Tell me

Why'd I have to go

And get myself decapitated

This really is a major inconvenience

Oh man I really hate it

 

It's such a drag now

Can't eat I can't breathe

I can't snore

I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose

Or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself

All mutilated yeah yeah

I gotta tell ya

Life without a head kinda makes me irritated

 

What a bummer

I can't blink

I can't cough

I can't sneeze

But my neck is enjoying

A pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my head

And I were separated

 

No no no

 

***歌詞來自第三方***