Calcutta

Calcutta - Elizabeth Gillies/Seth MacFarlane

Lyrics by：Jay Livingston/Ray Evans

Composed by：Jay Livingston/Ray Evans

If you ever get to Calcutta

Say hello if you notice me near

I might as just well go to Calcutta 'cause

You certainly don't need me around here

I may look you up in Calcutta

Buzz me at the bazaar

I'll be doing an act with a snake

The next time we meet I'll be wearing a sheet

'Cause here you won't give me a break

So long baby

I packed up all of my junk

But the next time you see me

I'll be riding on an elephant's trunk

Won't you look for me in Calcutta

And I'll wave as I climb up my road

You know in your turban

You won't look suburban

At least I won't feel like a d**e

You're gonna chase me off to Calcutta

Unless you tell me you love me I hope

In Brazil hey baby you bugged me

When you made such a play for that chick

She was showing me the samba

In Spain when your arms could a hugged me

You're were teaching some floozie a trick

I was showing her the two-step

In Monterey you were fickle never moved

On that slow boat to China too fast

Well how about me on the Isle of Capri

When you thought of me seldom and last

What hold baby

What say let's call it a truce

Let's both fly to India

I been acting like a silly mongoose

We could both make up in Calcutta

We could kiss as we climb up the road

We'll start a new tango

Beneath an old mango

While watching rhinoceros elope

Our next report will come from Calcutta

Unless you tell me you love me I hope

Unless you tell me you love me I hope