Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Written by：Harold Rome

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their first names right away

They get cozy intimate

Do you know what I mean

And nobody calls me hey baby doll Miss Marmelstein

Or honey dear Miss Marmelstein or sweetie pie

Miss Marmelstein

Even my first name would be preferable

Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta

Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye

Spelled T E S S Y E

But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

You'd think at least Miss M they could try

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Oh I could die

I'm a very willing secretary

Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment

It's great I mean simply great

But the aggravation of my situation

I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation

Oh pardon the big words I apply

But I was an English major at C C N Y

Drum appellation

With which I am persistently addressed

Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their nick names right away

Slightly naughty or risky

Do you know what I mean

Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo Miss Marmelstein

Or boobala Miss Marmelstein or passion pie

Even hey there babe not respectable ain't so objectable

It's kind of crummy but chummy

Of course if I got married that would do it

So where's the lucky guy

Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Everyday I get more and more fast

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein

Oh I could bust