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Those Crazy Christians

Brad Paisley2013年4月15日

歌詞

Those crazy Christians

 

I was gonna sleep in today

 

But the church bells woke me up

And they're a half a mile away

 

Those crazy Christians

 

Dressed up drivin' down my street

 

Get their weekly dose of guilt

Before they head to Applebee's

 

They pray before they eat

And they pray before they snore

They pray before a football game

And every time they score

Every untimely passing

Every dear departed soul

Is just another good excuse

To bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians

 

Go and jump on some airplane

 

And fly to Africa or Haiti

Risk their lives in Jesus' name

 

No they ain't the late night party kind

 

They curse the devil's whiskey

While they drink the Savior's wine

 

A famous TV preacher

Has a big affair and then

One tearful confession

And he's born again again

Someone yells hallelujah

And they shout and clap and sing

It's like they can't wait to forgive someone

For just about anything

 

Those crazy Christians

 

Instead of being outside

On this sunny afternoon

 

They're by the bedside of a stranger

In a cold hospital room

 

And every now and then

They meet a poor lost soul like me

Who's not quite sure just who

Or what or how he ought to be

 

They march him down the aisle

And then the next thing that you know

They dunk him in the water

 

And here comes another one of

Those crazy Christians

 

They look to heaven their whole life

 

And I think what if they're wrong

 

But what if they're right

 

You know it's funny

 

Much as I'm baffled by it all

 

If I ever really needed help

Well you know who I'd call

 

Is those crazy Christians

 

***歌詞來自第三方***