There Once Was a Man (Bonus Track)

There Once Was a Man (Bonus Track) (Bonus Track) - Janis Paige/John Raitt/The Pajama Game Original Broadway Cast/Original Broadway Cast of The Pajama Game

There once was a man who loved a woman

She was the one he slew a dragon for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee

But me-ee

I love you more

And there once was a man who loved a woman

She was the one he gave his kingdom for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee

But me-ee

I love you more

My love is a giant fierce and defiant

But how can I prove it to you

Ain't got no kingdom or dragon

To back up my braggin'

How can I show what I would do

I only know there once was a man

Who loved a woman

She was the one he ate the apple for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee

But me-ee I love you more

There once was a woman who loved a man

He was the one that she took poison for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee

But me-ee I love you more

And there once was a woman who loved a man

He was the one she swam the channel for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee

But me-ee I love you more

My love's meteoric it's merely historic

A whirlwind a cyclone on wheels

It rocks my whole solar plexus

It's bigger than Texas

I just can't tell you how it feels

I only know there once was a woman

Who loved a man

Loved him enough to cause the Trojan War

They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee

But me-ee

I love you more more more more

More than a hangman loves his rope

More than a **fiend loves his **

More than an Injun loves his scalps

More than a yodeler loves his alps

More More More more more

There once was a man who loved a woman

She was the one he slew the dragon for

They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee

But me-ee I love you more

But me-ee-ee-ee-ee I love you more