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I Don't Give A Honk

The Lonely Island2013年1月1日

歌詞

Nowadays everybody's using curse words

Seems to me like it ain't necessary

Yeah so when I get steamed

Yo - I tell 'em like this:

 

I don't give a honk I don't give a honk

And if you think I do my friend

Then you're wronk

Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk

You think I'm a funk but we don't give a honk

 

I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose

Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose

Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint

Man if I was Senator it'd be a honkless state

 

Yo I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace"

So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees

I don't give a honk You picked the wrong dude

If a honk was my virginity consider me prude

 

I consider it rude to have honk-spectations

Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation

On a long space station can't hear you scream

And they sure can't hear you honk know what I mean

 

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk

You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs

But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk

 

Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too)

I literally stick 'em to my body with glue

Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln you're a real smart cookie

Teach a class about giving a honk I'm playing hooky

 

Now what you gonna do with all your honks

Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk

Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk

And at his funeral everyone will sing this sonk

 

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

Got a theory that we do Well your theory's debunked

Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch-

Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk

 

You know a honk in some countries is considered a food

And if you don't eat it all it's considered quite rude

We all know we're born with 100 honks

But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks

And the honks are the barrels

 

The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks

Like they were Christmas carols

I'll punch you in the jeans

But this ain't Lonely Island

And if I catch you steaming my honks

I'll get violent

 

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk

Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk

But don't come for my honks better know your place

Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face

 

This the not honking around crew

And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways

 

***歌詞來自第三方***